President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret
Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the
water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid
says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
stereo headset!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're
handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning!!!"
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