There's a family with two children. They are sitting at the table, eating spaghetti with tomato sauce.
Suddenly, the mom says: "whoops, i spilled the sauce on my shirt. Ted, help me wash it...", while she winks.
The father gets the point and says: "oh, what a mess. Let's go to the bathroom".
One of the two kids follows them without being seen, then he takes a look through the peephole of the bathroom door. He sees his parents having sex.
The next day, the family is eating their lunch again.
The other kid almost spills the sauce on his t-shirt. So his brother says: "man, be careful, or dad's gonna fuck you in the ass"
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