A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner.
"Mister, can you spare a dollar?" asked the bum.
After thinking about the question for a bit, the man asked the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No," replied the bum.
Then the man asked the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to gamble?"
"No," the bum replied.
The man then says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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