There was once a greedy man who wanted money, money and more money. His wife hated this. Once when the man was walking on the beach and saw a lamp. This reminded him of Aladdin. He picked up the lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He let the man make a wish. The man asked for "Money! I want money!!!". The genie said he would grant his wish if he would let him have his wife for a month. The man let his wife go with the genie. The genie had sex with her. Afetr a month when she was leaving he asked her how old her husband was. "35", she replied. The genie asked "And he still believes in genies?"
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