A man came across a small Aboriginal village. He talks to the chief for a while, when all of a sudden the chief puts his ear to the ground.
"We must get to high ground, the Buffalo are coming."
Scared, the man follows him and the rest of the village to high ground, just in time to see a stampede of Buffalo go charging by.
"My god, how did you know they were coming?" He asked the chief.
"Put ear to ground. If ear sticky, Buffalo cum."
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