An 85-year old man is on a vacation at a nude resort. As he strolls along butt naked, a gorgeous blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an erection. She sees it and asks "Sir, did you call for me?"
"No, what do you mean?" asks the man?
"Ah, you must be new here. We have a rule here that if a woman gives a man an erection, it implies he called for her." She then takes him by his hand and they go to her room where they have mind-blowing sex. Later that day, after the man had a steam bath at a sauna, he sits on the bench and towels off. Suddenly, he lets out a loud fart. Almost instantly, a big hairy black man with an enormous cock walks over to him and asks, "Sir did you call for me?"
"No, what do you mean?" he asks
"You must be new here. We have a rule here that if you fart, it implies that you called for me" The black man spins the old man around, bends him over, and fucks him hard in the ass.
After he's done, the old man runs into the reception and demands his money back.
"What's wrong?" asks the receptionist "It's only been a couple of hours and you saw a small fraction of our resort"
The old man replies:
"Listen lady, I am 85 years old, I get a hard-on about once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks!"
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