...I'm still horny as fuck. What can I get with $3?" The Brothel Manager says: "Well, we can give you a Chimp."
Man takes the chimp into a room & gets down to business. Still unsatisfied, he goes back to the manager.
Man: "Hey man, the chimp was alright but I'm still horny as fuck. What can I get for a nickel?
Manager: "Well, we have a live peep show you can jack off to."
The man goes to a corridor where a bunch of dudes were looking thru peep holes. He looks into one and sees a beautiful woman fucking a dog.
Man: "Holy crap. This is insane!"
Another guy next to him said: " No man, this is nothing. Just awhile ago, we saw this dude fucking a chimp!"
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