My dog Cook is a very clean collie. He never poops or pees all over the place. When he wants to poop, he always woofs and let me know. After hearing his woof, I usually put a piece of newspaper on the ground and let him poop on the paper.
Last weekend, I took Cook along to go to bank. While I was waiting in the hall, Cook woofed. I took out the newspaper I just bought and spread all of them on the floor at the corner. After a while, I picked up the paper and folded up carefully. I pushed the door open and went out to the street, looking for a garbage can. Suddenly, a motorcycle was passing me with an engine roaring. The rider on the back seat wearing a black jack and a large sunglasses seized the newspaper bag and took it away rapidly. Before I was aware of what happened, the motorcycle ran away. I was stunned completely and didn't know what I should do. Then I heard two pedestrians murmuring, "Poor guy, he is robbed just out of bank. " "It looks like there are several thousands dollars."
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