Bank robbery and MBA training, hand in hand

There was this robbery, the two robbers walked into the bank and one shouted to everyone: "All don't move stay where you are and lie down flat, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. ... This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ------------------------------------------------- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ------------------------------------------------- When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who only had primary school cert.), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You are very silly, how do we count so much money? Don't worry, the news on TV tonight will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!" ------------------------------------------------- After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the $5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" ------------------------------------------------- The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month". This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important." ------------------------------------------------- That night, TV news reported that $40 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took $20 million, the bank manager took $20 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !" ------------------------------------------------- The bank manager was smiling and happy because his $15 million loss in the JP Morgan shares are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"