A girl wants to borrow the car for the night so she asks her dad. "Hey dad can I borrow the car tonight?" He thinks about it for a minute then tells her " no, you already had the car twice this week, sorry." So she starts whining and says "but dad its really important that I go. all my friends are gonna be there." He still says no. So the argue for about 20 mins and she says "dad I'll do anything!" so he thinks and says "you want the car that bad get on your knees and suck my dick." The daughter starts yelling at him " what the fuck is wrong with you!" The yelling continues for another 20 mins before she caves and decides to do it. She gets on her knees and pulls his dick out leans forward to put it in her mouth. She takes a deep breath then puts it in her mouth. She instantly jumps back and says "dad your dick tastes like shit." He snaps his fingers and says "oh ya that's right I forgot your brother has the car tonight"
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