A farmer was out working in his field one day when a carload of
Democrats came flying by. They were going too fast for the curve and
turned over in the ditch. Later the sheriff stopped by and asked the
farmer if he has seen the car. "Yep" replied the farmer. "Where are
they?" asked the sheriff. "Over there", replied the farmer pointing to
the ditch filled with fresh dirt. "You buried them?" asked the
sherrif, "Were they still alive?" Replied the farmer, "They said they
were, but you know how those people lie."
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