Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the
same time,and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'
The second man said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake
The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think
I'm
going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
ass up just one more time.
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