Boarding the plane

I saw that there were fat guys sitting around my seat. Realizing it was a long flight, and not wanting the uncomfortable inconvenience, I found another seat and sat there.

This guy came up to me and said "Excuse me. You're in my seat".

I said "Excuse me. Fuck off"

He said "Well then, fly the fucking plane yourself"..

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