A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, "Blowjob, five dollars".
He gives her a strange look and keeps walking.
Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking.
The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a blowjob?".
His mom replies "Five dollars, just like downtown!".
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