Monday, two boys were in court after doing their community service for vandalism charges, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?""Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.""17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?""I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.""That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.""156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!""Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing to small circle) this is your asshole before prison..... and (pointing to the large circle) this is your asshole after prison.
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