One morning a woman is washing dishes and looking out her kitchen window when she notices a gorilla in a tree in her back yard. Not knowing what to do she looked in the yellow pages under "gorilla removal" and found a number.
About a half hour later a man in a pick up truck with a ladder, shotgun, a long piece of rope and a doberman pincer arrives.
He tells the lady he is going to place the ladder against the tree and shake it. The gorilla will fall to the ground at which time the dog will then lock itself onto the gorilla's genitals, sending it into shock while the man ties it up with the rope.
The woman looks at the man and asks, "Well then what is the shotgun for?"
"Well, M'am," he replies, "sometimes when I shake the tree, the gorilla shakes back and I fall off the ladder. In that case, shoot the dog!"
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