A man walks into a bar and sees a giant jar of $20 notes...

"What's with the jar?" the man asks the bartender.

"That's for the bar challenge, you put $20 in and if you complete three tasks you get the lot."

"What are the three tasks?" the customer asks, intrigued.

"First you need to drink a gallon of homemade moonshine, the strongest we have. Next, there's a junkyard dog outside with a sore tooth, you need to pull it out. Last, there's an 89 year old virgin upstairs who you need to make love to".

The customer is a bit put off but after a few beers decides to try his luck. He drinks the gallon of moonshine and gets blind drunk before he stumbles outside to where the dog is. There's a commotion outside and the bartender hears the dog growl then whine.

The drunk customer stumbles back into the bar and slurs "alright now where's the old lady with the sore tooth?"

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