When he is by the Gate of Heaven, Satan walks by him and says:
"I'm sorry, Mr. Seattleite, but you had committed so much sin, you are unable to go to Heaven."
Exasperated, the Seattleite, drops to his knees & says:
"I'm sorry, Satan, please don't send me to hell!"
"I'm not sending you to hell"
"You're not?"
"I've got a place even worse then Hell for you"
"Whats that?"
"Oklahoma City"
"Of course
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