They begin talking and of course the black eyes come up. First man says " It's a funny story... I was going to buy my ticket and when i stepped up to the window, I saw the most beautiful blonde with the biggest rack I had ever seen. I got flustered and mixed my words up. I meant to say, I need one ticket to Pittsburgh. But what I actually said is, I need one picket to Tittsburgh. Then she punched me right in the face."
The second man laughed and said, " It was kinda the same thing with me.... My wife and I were sitting at the table this morning for breakfast and I meant to say, honey would you pass me the OJ. But what I actually said was, JESUS CHRIST, YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU STUPID BITCH."
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