I was walking into the store the other day when I saw this blind man an his seeing eye dog. Suddenly, the man grabs the dogs leash, and starts swinging the dog around his head. I walked up and said " Hey, what the hell are you doin"?
The blind man said " Oh nothing, just lookin around."
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