Black Jesus came to me with an MLK day joke.

I had a dream last night...

Black Jesus came to me with an MLK day joke.

"A young lady from East Jerusalem walks into a local matchmaker's living room wanting a husband. The matchmaker offers her two candidates: a young handsome Arab man who is poor but hardworking, and a wealthy Israeli entrepreneur.

"The girl asks if an introduction to one would be more costly than the other. The woman replies: 'If price is a concern, go for the Jew, he's much cheaper!'"

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