Birthday Gifts A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a bar late one night. They're talking about different things and then the poor man asks the rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. I got her a brand-new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring, says the rich man. The poor man, a bit puzzled, says, Why the hell did you get her both? The rich man replies, I got her both so if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler's to exchange it. After this, the rich man asks the poor man what he bought his wife for her birthday. The poor man responds, I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo. Obviously confused, the rich man asks why he chose those items. The poor man replied, Because if she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go screw herself.
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