One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:
How Long is 1 million years to you?
God replies 1 second.
The Boy asked God:
How much is 1 million dallors to you?
God replies 1 penny.
Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny.
God replies...sure, "gimme 1 second".
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