Billy a retarded 12 year old boy is sent off by his mom to ride the bus for the first time ever. His mom wants him to be more independent and so he sends him off with some money for the bus fare, to ride into town to buy a loaf of bread.
The bus arrives. The door opens. Billy says: "I..I....I.....I....would like to wide da b..b...b...bus pwease."
**BAM!** The bus driver smacks him across the face.
Billy starts crying like crazy and runs home to tell his mom. She thinks that Billy must have done something wrong, and gives him another chance to try and ride the bus by himself the following day.
The bus arrives. The door opens. Billy says: "I..I....I.....I....would like to wide da b..b...b...bus pwease."
**BAM!** The bus driver smacks him across the face.
Billy starts crying like crazy again and runs home to tell his mom. This time she knows there's something strange about this, so she tags along with him the next day to the bus stop and asks Billy to do exactly as he did the first two times.
The bus arrives. The door opens. Billy says: "I..I....I.....I....would like to wide da b..b...b...bus pwease."
**BAM!** The bus driver smacks him across the face.
The mom gets furious! "What in the world are you slapping my son for?"
The bus driver replies: ""I..I....I.....I....don't like it when people make f...f...f....fun of me, okay!"
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