"I'd like to buy that douche-bag a drink," he says.
The bartender looks offended.
"Hey, don't talk about our customers like that."
The guy apologizes. "I would like to buy that lady a drink."
The bartender goes up to the woman and says that guy wants to buy you a drink, what will you have?
"Vinegar and water," she replies.
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