One day a king gets bored, so he calls in three men to his castle. He says to these men, "I'm going to lock you in a room with no way in or out. Inside of this room will be two metal balls. When I return in two hours you will need to try and make me laugh. If I laugh you will get half of my kingdom and treasures, but if not I will have your head cut off."
The men went into the rooms and two hours later the king returned. He went into the first room and the man was juggling the balls. The king left the room and told the guards to cut off his head.
In the second room he found the man with one ball in his mouth and one balanced on his head. The king did not laugh, had his head cut off.
The king entered the next room and soon left laughing. He turns to the guards and says, "Give him half the kingdom!" Then falls down laughing.
The guards, perplexed, ask the king what the man did to make him laugh. The king replied, "He broke one of the balls and lost the other!"
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