Paddy irishman is walking through Prague and sees a sandwich board outside a Cafe.
It reads....
Special's
Coffee €5
Tea €5
Sandwich €7
Handjob €15
Paddy’s smiled from ear to ear and hurried into the Cafe. Behind the counter was the most beautiful women he had ever seen, he walks over and says 'Are you the lady that's giving Handjobs for €15?.
The woman smiled and said, Yes!.
Paddy smiled and said 'Well wash your fucking hands and make me a sandwich!.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.