"If you Want a bathroom pass," says his teacher, "you need to recite the alphabet first."
Billy needs to go really bad, so he recites It as quickly as he can.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMMOQRSTUVWXYZ!"
The teacher responds, "Almost, Billy, but where is the P?"
"About halfway down my leg."
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