He's worked there for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible compulsion at work. He has an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed and vows to overcome this desire on his own.
A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife instantly seeing that he is not well asks, "What's wrong, Bill?"
"Do you remember that I told you how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
His wife gasps, "Oh Bill, you didn't!"
"Yes, I did."
"My god, Bill. What happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... she got fired, too."
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