A very religious man, David, prays one day. He got down on his knees and said, "God, please let me win the Powerball tonight. I'm out of a job and about to lose my car. Please help me."
The drawing comes, and David didn't win a thing. The next day of the drawing, he got down on his knees and said "God, please let me win tonight. They've taken my car and I can't afford to feed my family; they're starving."
Again the drawing comes, and again David doesn't win. The next drawing, he tries yet again, saying "God, they're going to take my house and my kids may die of hunger soon. Please let me win."
Suddenly, he heard a heavenly voice from above. Shocked, he listened closely to hear, "David, if you want to win, you gotta buy a dang ticket."
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