Mick and Pat have spent most of the day in the pub and are well on. Mick heads to the toilet and unbeknowns to himself, comes back with his "lad" still hanging out of his fly and sits back up on the stool beside Pat. A few moments later Pat happens to look down. In a terrified voice he shouts "Don't move Mick." "What's wrong?" shouts Mick in an equally terrified voice. "There's a snake on your leg" replies Pat. "What do I do, what do I do?" screams Mick. "Don't move a muscle, I'll deal with it" says Pat. Then he turns round and takes one of the empty bottles on the bar, and grabbing it by neck he smashes the other end of it over the bar. He turns back towards Mick. He then raises his arm slowly and with all his might hits the offending item. Mick screams and then shouts "Hit him again Pat, he's after biting me!"
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