Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night...

But everybody looks funny naked!

You woke me up for that?

Did I mention the video camera?

Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

Can you please pass me the remote control?

Do you accept Visa?

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On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

Do you get any premium movie channels?

Try not to smear my make-up, will ya?

But I just brushed my teeth . . .

Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

Did I remember to take my pill?

But my cat always sleeps on that pillow . . .

Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

You're almost as good as my ex!

Now I know why he/she dumped you . . .

What are you planning to make for breakfast?

I have a confession . . .

You can cook too, right?

Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

Don't mind me . . . I always file my nails in bed.

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