A young man arrived a little early to pick up his date. The young man was invited in and was asked to wait in the living room with the young woman's father.
Father is not very friendly and the family dog comes over to the nervous young man and sits down.
Being nervous the young man has a terrible case of gas and takes a chance and releases some.
The father loudly says' "Duke" The young man is releaved thinking the father thinks the dog passed gas. So the young man releases some more. Again the father shouts "Duke!!". The young man is beginning to feel better and he passes gas one more time and the father says "Duke, get over here before he shits on you!"
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