Benefits of Being a Woman

1. Women got off the Titanic first.
2. Women can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
3. Women get to flirt with systems support men who always return their
calls, and are nice to them when they blow up their computers.
4. A women's boy friend's clothes make them look elfin and gorgeous -
guys look like complete idiots in a women's cloths.
5. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
6. Women can cry and get off speeding fines.
7. Women have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central
figure in a computer game.
8. Taxis stop for women.
9. Men die earlier, so women get to cash in on the life insurance.
10. Women don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
11. Women get Free drinks.
12. Women get Free dinners.
13. Women get Free movies (you get the point).
14. Women can hug their friends without wondering if the friend thinks
there gay.
15. Women can hug their friends without wondering about their own
sexuality.
16. New lipstick gives women a whole new lease on life.
17. Condoms make no significant difference in women's enjoyment of sex.
18. If women aren't not making enough money they can blame the glass
ceiling.
19. It's possible for a woman to live their whole lives without ever
taking a group shower.
20. No fashion faus pas a women make could ever rival The Speedo.
21. Women don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
22. Women never have to wonder if their parteners orgasm was real.
23. If women forget to shave, no one has to know.
24. Women can congratulate a teammate without ever touching her ass.
25. If women have a zit, they know how to conceal it.
26. Women never have to reach down every so often to rearrange their
privates.
27. If women are dumb, some people will find it cute.
28. Women don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
29. Women have the ability to dress themselves.
30. Women have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
31. Women can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.
32. If women marry someone 20 years younger, their aware that they look
like an idiot.
33. Women's friends won't think their weird if they ask whether there's
spinach in their teeth.
34. With women there are times when chocolate really can solve all your
problems.
35. Gay waiters don't make women uncomfortable.
36. Women will never regret piercing their ears.
37. Women can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
38. Women will never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
39. Women know which drinking glass was ours by the lipstick mark.