Beanie Weenie

There was 3 guys, one was a pussy, one was pretty brave, the
other was black and mean. So the 1st guy walks into a stoor and
says "i wanna buy those beans". The guy gives him his beans and
he goes home. When he opened the beans they said " I am the
ghost of beanie weenie, touch my beans i bite your weenie". So
he returns the beans in shock. The 2nd guy buys the beans. He
takes them home and opens them, once again they say "I am the
ghost of beenie weenie touch my beans i bite ur weenie." He
returns them in shock also. The 3rd guy buys the beans. Takes
them home and opens them up, it says "I am the ghost of beanie
weenie touch my beans i bite your weenie. The black man goes,
"I am the ghost of christmas past, touch my weenie i kick you
ass!"