A rather fat woman with a sagging figure was vacationing in Florida. She goes into a shop and buys a bikini.The next day she comes back and wants to return the bikini top and get half her money back.The clerk says, "But you need the top too."The woman replies, "No, I don't. I can get everything into the bottom."
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