...And they both come out drunk as shit. Batman throws Robin his keys and with a slurred speech says: "*hic!* You drive tonight, Robin..."
Robin says "Oh, wow! I get to drive the Batmobile!" and he hops in all excited into the driver's seat, fires up the Batmobile and takes off for the Batcave.
Robin drives that motherfucker like no one else has... He slams into first gear....then second gear... third gear...fourth gear... and so on...and he's just tearing up the road.
Finally, they get to the Batcave and, as soon as he gets out of the Batmobile, Batman says "Oh Robin, come here and give me a kiss..."
to which a surprised Robin says "Hell no! What the hell, Batman?! You're fucking shitfaced, man!"
Batman says: "Stop playing around, Robin, you know the Batmobile is Automatic..."
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