So I was walking down the street where I heard a man yelling. He continued yelling and as I got closer I could start to make out what he was saying:
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! "
The man walked pass me and kept yelling and I realized he was schizophrenic. He continued to yell "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT". So I turned to him and said "Will the both of you please shut the fuck up!?" ... Then he looked at me like *I* was crazy.
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