...and the American is getting bored. Suddenly, he pulls out a bottle of bourbon, cracks it open, takes a swig, tosses the bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blasts it into smithereens.
The Canadian is shocked. "What the hell?!" he asks. "You just wasted some perfectly good booze!"
The American shrugs. "We've got plenty of bourbon down south."
The Frenchman, not to be outdone, produces a bottle of Champagne. He removes the cork and takes a sip before heaving the bottle upward and shooting it out of the sky.
The Canadian is outraged. "Now what did you do that for?" But the Frenchman dismisses him with a wave of his hand. "Do not worry. We have plenty of Champagne in France."
The Canadian gives the two of them a long, hard look before pulling out a can of Molson. Not one to let anything go to waste, he chugs the entire can before asking to borrow the American's pistol. Gun in hand, he runs the empty can to the nearest recycling bin before returning to the group and shooting the Frenchman.
The American is horrified. "What the hell?!" he screams.
The Canadian shrugs as he calmly returns the gun. "Easy, bud. We've got plenty of those in Canada."
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