A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartenders and asks for a drink. The bartender gives him a shot of the best scotch in the house, the man says he can't afford it but the bartender says it's on the house. After three more of these free shots the guy asks the bartender why he is giving everybody free shots of his best stuff. He replies I just found out my wife cheated on me. The man not sure what that has to do with this asks him what one has to do with the other. To which he replies the guy is the owner of the bar.
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