I was in in the public restroom, barely sitting down, when I heard a voice in the other stall:
**Stall:** "Hi, how are you?"
**Me:** "Uhh, doin' fine!"
**Stall:** "So what are you up to?"
**Me:** "Well, right now I'm like you, just sitting here."
**Stall:** "Can I come over?"
**Me:** "What? Uhm, not at the moment, I'm a little busy right now..."
**Stall:** "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
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