Baldheaded

a farmer was awakend by horrible sound in the
late hours of the night. he went out to
investigate the noise, when he found his chickens running scared from the chicken house.
the farmer went in the house to find his bird in the hen house rapping the chickens. he grabbed the bird by the neck and took him into the house and threw him on his perch. he then told the
bird if he did it again he would tear every feather out of his body. the following night the same thing happend and the farmer did just what he had told his bird he would do.he plucked every feather off of his body and threw him on the perch again. he had warned the bird that night that he had better behave for the farmer was having a party that night and the only way for the bird toredeem himself was to help the farmer out by telling the compnay "coats the the right".
the party later that night and the farmer was keeping an on on the bird he seemd to be doing well when all of the suddenly a man removed his hat which exposed bright shinning head. the bird then said ladies coats to the right you bald headed hen fuckers up here on the pirch with me.