One night a wife and her husband were having sex on the living room couch and the next morning their 8 year old son asked his mom "what were you and dad doing last night? I heard a lot of noise." His mom, completely dumbfounded, answered "uuumm your dad and I were baking a cake."
A few nights later the wife and husband have sex on the couch once again. The next morning the son walks up to the mom with a smile on his face and says "you and dad were baking a cake last night weren't you?" The mom asked "how did you know?" The son answered "because I licked the frosting off the couch."
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