After years of unsuccessful weight loss attempts, a man has become desperate for a solution, so he signs up for a controversial and secretive program. It's very expensive, but has a great success rate. After signing up, he's whisked away to a remote tropical resort, and checked into a comfortable bungalow on the beach.
As soon is he's unpacked there's a knock on the door. The man opens it to see a beautiful bikini-clad woman. She looks at him and smiles, and then says, *"If you can catch me you can fuck me!"*
As soon as she says this she bolts like an olympic sprinter, and the man takes off after her.
This goes on for several days without the man catching the woman, but he has already began to see his weight decrease dramatically.
Finally on the 5th day he catches her, and true to her word, she has sex with him.
*"Good job!"* She tells him, *"Tomorrow you start phase two of your training. Good luck!"*
Thrilled, but exhausted, the man retires for the night, excited for what's to come the next morning.
The man is awoken the next day by a gentle knock on the door. He smiles and rushes to answer it.
To his surprise, it's not the beautiful girl but an enormous hairy hulk of a man... that appears to have a raging hard on bulging through a tiny Speedo.
The giant man grins, *"Better run!"*
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