They had turned the light off. Next morning, guy sees his girls nose got bigger.
Guy: What happened to your nose?
Girl: Your cock was in my nose.
Guy: I thought i was fucking your mouth, why didnt you tell me?
Girl: Cause your fucking balls were there.
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