So, a drunk man and woman are both walking down the street. They both mutually agree that they have to really pee, but there are no bathrooms around, so they decide to go pee over in the bushes.
They each take their own bush and the man finishes up first. He jokingly decides to reach behind the woman's bush, but he grabs something that feels obviously out of place. He says to her, "Whoa, did you get a sex change or something? You a guy?"
She says, "No, I had to take a crap."
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