Bad pickup lines

If those old pickup lines aren't working for you like "did it
hurt, (she says) what. When you fell from heaven. Then read
these pickup lines I guarantee at least one will work for you.


1.Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
2.Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3.Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother
and thank her.
4.Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In
This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
5.Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
6.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
7.Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write
down my number?
8.Do you know the essential difference between sex and
conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
9.Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual
friend who could introduce us.
10.For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
11.Gee, for a fat girl you sure don?t sweat much.
12.Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying
that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy?
13.Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
14.Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me
down; go ahead say no.
15. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long,
and think it's time to see if I'm right.
16.Hi. You'll do.
17.How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted
know what to make for you in the morning!
18.I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
19.I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
20.I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you
are!!
21.I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
22.I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with
you.
23.I lost my number can I have yours.
24.I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall
off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
25.I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you
are?
26.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it
against me?
28.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
29.I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your
apartment?
30.I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't
deserve.