Bad Hemorrhoids

This guy has a bad case of hemorrhoids, he decides to go see the
doctor. The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put
these suppositories up your ass." The doctor then says, "I'll
give you the first dose, then you can have your wife give you
the second this evening." The man replies, "Okay." Later that
evening he is talking to his wife and tells her what the doctor
said, and she said she would help. She puts one hand upon his
shoulder and tells him to bend over. All of the sudden the guy
screams "Oh My God!!" "What's wrong?" The man replies, "I just
realized that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders when
he gave me my medicine."