My asexual fiancee and I just signed our Pre-nup. NSFW

She knows that I'm more interest in sex than she is, but her lack of interest never scared me. We even set aside a section in our pre-nuptual agreement that says we'll have sex annually, guarenteeing that I'll cum once a year.

We're calling it the Santa Clause.

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