An old couple were sitting on their front porch reading the newspaper. When suddenly the woman stands up hits her husband upside the and sits back down. The man asks, "what was that for". The woman replies "that's for 35 years of bad sex". The man ,out of anger, hits her back and says "that's for known".
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